I WILL WRITE A NUMBER OF EMERGENCY ON PLANET EARTH BLOGS THROUGHOUT THE TORY SPONSORED CORONAVIRUS CRISIS.

 What follows is a random collection of thoughts from a human being trapped in 21st Century British society.

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I am in a very tricky situation. I am searching as always for Personal Assistants to help me to live an independent life to the full. 

It is a fulfilling role that also pays well if you are interested in taking up the role, please do click on this link for the full job advertisement and get in touch.  

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This is becoming a daily occurrence – this spam email that promises everything that l yearn for, but unable to attract. Fortunately, my desperation does not override my common sense, but l am sure that there are some poor buggers who fall for such cruel tricks and eagerly click on a link that opens a virus on their computer. Here is the latest message l received:

Hey,

We have sped up the match making process by asking 59 women living in your city if they would be willing to meet you for a casual sex encounter, and as of five minutes ago, 14 have replied. Amber, Katrina, and Heather have all expressed their interest and would like to get the ball rolling as soon as possible. Tap continue to view their photos, and start scheduling encounters.

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