Emergency on Planet Earth #34

Emergency on Planet Earth #34

I WILL WRITE A NUMBER OF EMERGENCY ON PLANET EARTH BLOGS THROUGHOUT THE TORY SPONSORED CORONAVIRUS CRISIS.

 What follows is a random collection of thoughts from a human being trapped in 21st Century British society.

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I am just writing this blog very quickly after First Minister Mark Drakeford announced a series of changes to the lockdown requirements in Wales.

Drakeford remained cautious, but he is probably under huge pressure from the business community to relax many of the rules that are designed to keep us safe. I thought that he juggled the need to protect the vulnerable and provide hope to the private sector, really well.

A full report of the press conference can be found by clicking here. I have also copied a Tweet below which provides footage from this afternoon’s briefing. The most important thing we should all take from this update is that the Coronavirus crisis is not over and that it remains crucial that we all stay local and carry on practising social distancing and hand washing measures.

What l fear will happen is that a great many people will regard this relaxation of the lockdown as a cue to return to the pre-Covid 19 lives. We all want to be free and live our lives to the full, but the sensible ones amongst us will realise that we have to be patient a little while longer…

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The football season has started again, with several crucial games being played out over the next few weeks.  The fact that the capitalist wheel of production is now back in motion underlies my distaste for the modern game and justifies my decision to relive season 1983/84.

The only good thing about having the prima donna’s back on the football field is that l can now resume my betting habit. This is something that l keep under control by only betting what l can afford to lose.

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This is the latest spam email that l have received this morning. My heart goes out to those who think this is a genuine email.  They are obviously sadly deluded or are so arrogant and big headed that they can believe such far fetched  stories:

Hey,

I am Jenna and I will be helping you with your account.

Thank you so much for choosing us to help you find beautiful women searching for casual sex encounters. I am also a member of the site and I live really close by.

I am so happy that you were assigned to me, because I think you are very attractive. Additionally, my friend Amber and I think it might be fun if we both got with you at the same time 🙂

We are both twenty seven years old and you can see our nudes and hot videos here [I have deleted the link for your safety – NLD].

I am the one with the huge tits and she is the one with the perfect a-s.

We can totally meet up tonight babe if you are looking to hook up with two really hot chicks at the same time.

There are also three other women that you should check out. They have already told me that they would like to get you in the sack.

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