Emergency on Planet Earth #33

Emergency on Planet Earth #33

I WILL WRITE A NUMBER OF EMERGENCY ON PLANET EARTH BLOGS THROUGHOUT THE TORY SPONSORED CORONAVIRUS CRISIS.

 What follows is a random collection of thoughts from a human being trapped in 21st Century British society.

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I was very excited to receive the following email yesterday:

Hey,

Is anybody else around? I had a great workout this afternoon, and a really nice shower. I couldnt get you out of mind so I started playing with myself.

I really wanted you to see so I filmed it.

Can you show me how big it gets babe?

Text me after you watch the whole clip, my number is posted at the end. I know you will enjoy yourself.

Cassandra

In Loneliness Awareness Week, l think it is particularly cruel to send these type of emails to isolated souls with a high sex drive. There was a link in this email to the film that Cassandra had so kindly shot for me. As a gentleman, l managed to resist clicking on this as l am wise enough to realise that this would have led to a complete computer crisis.

I just can’t help but wonder who writes this type of thing and whether they actually profit from such spam?

I could also hedge my bets and let Cassandra know that l am ready and waiting for further emails and pictures before showing her just  how big it gets…

Well, there’s no harm in hoping.

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Following yesterdays post regarding football scores for the 1983/84 season,l received a Facebook comment on my post that suggested l should try Soccerbase as a solution to my statistical searching.

I followed the link that my friend and comrade, Keith Sinclair, had provided and was excited to find exactly what l was looking for. This will make a huge difference to my project as l venture back to 1983/84. The fact that l am choosing to go back to a time when Thatcher was in power is a little confusing to me as l know that she was laying all the foundations on which modern Britain is based. I will explore such questions in full during the blogs l write about the 1983/84 season.

All l know is that football had not grown into the monolithic beast that it is today – sure there were signs that the capitalist take over was already underway, but on the whole football was still a working class sport rather than a business.

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Karma is a beautiful thing..,.

 

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