I WILL WRITE A NUMBER OF EMERGENCY ON PLANET EARTH BLOGS THROUGHOUT THE TORY SPONSORED CORONAVIRUS CRISIS.
What follows is a random collection of thoughts from a human being trapped in 21st Century British society.
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I was very excited to receive the following email yesterday:
Hey,
Is anybody else around? I had a great workout this afternoon, and a really nice shower. I couldnt get you out of mind so I started playing with myself.
I really wanted you to see so I filmed it.
Can you show me how big it gets babe?
Text me after you watch the whole clip, my number is posted at the end. I know you will enjoy yourself.
Cassandra
In Loneliness Awareness Week, l think it is particularly cruel to send these type of emails to isolated souls with a high sex drive. There was a link in this email to the film that Cassandra had so kindly shot for me. As a gentleman, l managed to resist clicking on this as l am wise enough to realise that this would have led to a complete computer crisis.
I just can’t help but wonder who writes this type of thing and whether they actually profit from such spam?
I could also hedge my bets and let Cassandra know that l am ready and waiting for further emails and pictures before showing her just how big it gets…
Well, there’s no harm in hoping.
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Following yesterdays post regarding football scores for the 1983/84 season,l received a Facebook comment on my post that suggested l should try Soccerbase as a solution to my statistical searching.
I followed the link that my friend and comrade, Keith Sinclair, had provided and was excited to find exactly what l was looking for. This will make a huge difference to my project as l venture back to 1983/84. The fact that l am choosing to go back to a time when Thatcher was in power is a little confusing to me as l know that she was laying all the foundations on which modern Britain is based. I will explore such questions in full during the blogs l write about the 1983/84 season.
All l know is that football had not grown into the monolithic beast that it is today – sure there were signs that the capitalist take over was already underway, but on the whole football was still a working class sport rather than a business.
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Karma is a beautiful thing..,.
We escaped relegation by only 3.827 points. Officially the worst season in our 156 year history. pic.twitter.com/q41yAvV6Wc
— Richard Ulrich 🏴 (@r77ulr) June 17, 2020